Yeah, yeah, it’s friggin cold.  What I don’t get though, is why it’s always my ass that freezes?!  You would think having more than adequate adipose on that part of my anatomy it would be snuggly warm, but no.  Every time I go out for any length of time I come back inside and sit on a heating pad for the next hour thawing my gluts.  My husband tried giving me some scientific speech on blood circulation and body heat, yada, yada, yada…. Don’t they say fat helps you stay warmer?  Isn’t that why seals and whales have blubber to swim in artic waters?  Yeah, I know, blubber is not the same as human fat tissues, back to the hubbie’s lecture.  So I am making a plea to scientists out there – find a way to turn my cellulite into blubber for the winter months.  If I am going to have it, it might as well serve a purpose other than shaming me out of my skinny jeans.  Then, of course, we need another pill to shed the blubber when Spring is upon us.  Cancer cures, wiping out Ebola or AIDS?  Nah, this is your money maker, now go to it!  In the meantime, I gotta turn down this heating pad.